Well not quite. Actually they were in LALA LAnd at the Premiere of their new film, ‘The Runaways’, not that you would have known it. The badly dressed pair looked as though they are heading out for their usual Saturday night in the local Weatherpoons dahn Soufend. With their money I am sure they could have done better. Maybe Kristen spent all her money on buying drugs to make her smile as she seemed to be beaming all night which is quite the change from her usual miserable awkward self.
The video is pure GENIUS, as a Tarantino fan it makes me very happy indeed. The only thing we think is rather tacky and taints this masterpiece is the VERY obvious product placement all through the video, I mean its too much and probably means over here in the UK the video will be cut from 9 minutes to about 2 minutes.
Virgin Mobile
LG phones
beats 15 laptop
Polaroid
Miracle Whip
Chanel glasses, Diet Coke
Dating site Plenty of Fish .
Gaga Headphones
Literally. Apparently the talentless actress never brushes her teeth. Pleasant. She just uses mouthwash and her sleeve. Give us a kiss Jess. She also confesses to loving anything fried which might explain why she is looking fat in this video. Love the singing at the end – reminds me of someone…………….
That’s right, first seen cuddling up together at the post Oscars Vanity Fair party, Peaches and Eli Roth are now it seems perhaps an item. 
They both look delightful in this photo which I must say is a rather fortunate photo for Eli as he usually looks a little similar to the Donkey in Shrek.
Over the last few days the couple have been spotted out and about in LA holding hands and eating each others faces in public. Classy. Peaches was also showing off her er peaches for most of the day too.
The pair look happy enough so fair play. Inglourious Basterds was a fricken awesome movie too.
Tragic I know. Well lets face it they never really made a great couple did they!? They also have only just recently moved in together too. Perhaps that was the nail in the coffin. Living with a smelly boy sux. Apparantly the reason for the split was work committments. Obviously hers and not Dougies. Frankie is said to be devastated but has also been linked with Callum Best, far more up her tacky street.
We are so excited!! Its true, Kat Slater is to make a return to the Square. Woop 
Woop. Apparently some of the cast have been signing a petition against the decision to bring her back as Jessie Wallace was quite the liability last time around. The show’s producers have denied this and say everyone is looking forward to her return. Well we cerainly are!!!
So the X Factor will be taking their auditions to Dublin in the forthcoming series in a hope to find more Jedwards. Good luck with that, they are clearly one two of a kind. You will never find another one two. The shows producers seem to have admit that the twins saved last seasons X Factor from being a total wipe out hence there is pressure on the show to find that next special act to bring the magic in the new series. The auditions are set to take place at Croke Park in May. How funny Jedward will be performing there in June.
Can you spot the difference between these two celebrity couples? If you can we will give you a cookie.
CHERYL COLE TWEEDY ASHLEY COLE
WHITNEY DEAN BILLIE JACKSON
Lady Gaga turned up at the Grosvenor House Hotel today looking fabulous darling, as usual. She was there on charity business and was supporting an event hosted by Sharon Osbourne. Gaga, Osbourne and Cyndi Lauper (yes you read the correctly, she is not dead) were there to discuss HIV and AIDS in a meeting that was broadcast on the internet. They are hoping to raise awareness of the illness and to educate people more on the topic.
Its true. John Mayer is clearly smitten by Ke$ha as we can see by his feeble twitter flirting. He tweeted the rising star commenting on her recent chart smash ‘Tik Tok’: “You have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song, though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?”
Chortle Chortle oh John stop it you are making me blush with your banter.
He commented further: “”Stop telling your friends you detest the Ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability people? How can you watch Jersey Shore for nine hours and then act like you only listen to Beethoven’s fifth? Okay. Point made. Night.”
Ke$ha obviously unimpressed replied with lyrics from her new track ‘Blah Blah Blah’ which is about men who try and chat up girls with feeble lines when really they should just get straight to the point and admit they want a shag.
She retorted: “dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x”
Not quite the reply he was hoping for we bet. Although to be fair she could have used lyrics from her track’ Dinosaur’. Which is about crusty old men hitting on young girls.
