Its true. John Mayer is clearly smitten by Ke$ha as we can see by his feeble twitter flirting. He tweeted the rising star commenting on her recent chart smash ‘Tik Tok’: “You have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song, though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?”
Chortle Chortle oh John stop it you are making me blush with your banter.
He commented further: “”Stop telling your friends you detest the Ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability people? How can you watch Jersey Shore for nine hours and then act like you only listen to Beethoven’s fifth? Okay. Point made. Night.”
Ke$ha obviously unimpressed replied with lyrics from her new track ‘Blah Blah Blah’ which is about men who try and chat up girls with feeble lines when really they should just get straight to the point and admit they want a shag.
She retorted: “dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x”
Not quite the reply he was hoping for we bet. Although to be fair she could have used lyrics from her track’ Dinosaur’. Which is about crusty old men hitting on young girls.

